[cruise] you in the car with Straffboi julzz, Elian jero, Shedy Adams and isko Aza, your iphone 13 gets stolen, who will you call an arrest on

  

[cruise] you in the car with Straffboi julzz, Elian jero, Shedy Adams and isko Aza, your iphone 13 gets stolen, who will you call an arrest on

[cruise] you in the car with Straffboi julzz, Elian jero, Shedy Adams and isko Aza, your iphone 13 gets stolen, who will you call an arrest on


Today is T.G.I.F, so how about we catch some cruise with some of the most promising artists from the city of jos, plateau state. 


 Imagine Elian jero invited you for the forthcoming ‘GARRI FESTIVAL IN JOS’, asap you bath, carry your brand new iphone 13, that can buy a plot of land.


 So Elian Jero zooms off in his new benz, picks shedy Adamsisko Aza and straffboi julzz, so yall having fun, and when you dropped, you found out your iphone 13 was stolen in the car. 


 WHO AMONGST THESE 4 ARTISTS WILL YOU SUSPECT STOLE YOUR PHONE.


We wont stop there, we will give you hints, if you are to judge these artists based on 3 factors

Places they grew at

Eye color

Rate of womanizing


PLACES THEY GREW AT

Omo guy, if its based on the places they grew, am already laughing, just hold isko Aza immediately, because that boy grew in portharcourt, because those people are capital rugged, next!!, you should hold Elian jero too, because that boy, him eye no clear. 


BASED ON EYE COLOUR

Based on eye colour, you know, the person with red eyes has the highest tendency to steal. Judging between these 4 artists, you should hold shedy adams responsible, the boy eye too red aje, followed by straffboi julzz, the eye red, these men definitely de see something be that, Elian jero is innocent in this category, because his eyes are white, the boy is harmless, peaceful boy kawai.


BASED ON RATE OF WOMANIZING

Isko Aza and Straffboi julzz lock horns in this category, because if kpansh can generate electricity, these two guys can power jos, lafia and Bauchi for a year, 24hour light dan durin uwa. Well I even look forward to seeing straffboi julzz have two baby mamas soon bro; his name is right according to his attribute ‘STRAFF’. Isko Aza on the other hand, he be looking for females to teach them production always, but na ashawo him de do….we know.

 As for Elian jero and shedy, they look innocent, but for real, shedy na virgin sha. As for Elian jero, I must confirm first, but shedy own, I sabi.


Meanwhile, these niggas got hit projects in the city, download below


SHEDY ADAMS – PRISONER FOR LOVE ..... ........ DOWNLOAD HERE



STRAFFBOI JULZZ (SUMMERHOUSE) x TOOSIO – FALLING ..... ........ DOWNLOAD HERE



ELIAN JERO FT ASOUND   – Euphoria ..... ........ DOWNLOAD HERE



ISKO AZA – MOONLIGHT the ep  ..... ........ DOWNLOAD HERE




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